Dr. Andre Nowzick is a bald, rich plastic surgeon, a one time Shiva Bowl winner, and a one time Sacko Bowl loser. He is constantly made fun of by the rest of the league for things such as his clothes and his attempt at using current slang, such as "child please". He is portrayed by Paul Scheer.
Andre joined the league in 2007, and is the brunt of many jokes. He is an easy target, as he is balding, awkward, and has terrible style. In season one he hosted the draft at his new loft in Chicago. He is known to always make at least one mistake, such as drafting a commentator, or someone who's retired. During the season, Andre begins dating Shiva, who the Shiva Bowl is named after, and vows to win it. He ends up winning, beating Pete in the finals. In the first episode of season two, Andre renames the trophy "the Dre", while the rest rename it the "SheDre". His renaming of the trophy and "worship of a false god" leads Andre to the worst season in the league history, with him losing to Taco in the Sacko bowl. This leads to him being punished, with his final punishment being him banished from the next years draft.
While Andre is out of his loft, Rafi and Dirty Randy shoot a porno loosely based on his life there. His friends don't tell him for weeks, but he finds out at Ruxin's sukkah, when Ellie accidentally plays it on a huge screen, when she meant to put in some music. Andre has a sister, who has slept with everyone in the league except Jenny, Ruxin, and Andre himself, and is on the prowl.