|Everyone loves Taco|
|Occupation||CEO of TacoCorp|
Taco MacArthur is a main character on The League. He is Kevin's younger brother, a perpetually stoned and unemployed musician. He doesn't care or know much about football, evident by his attempts to draft Canadian football players during the draft. He has won the League Championship at least once in 2006, evident by his handwritten name on the trophy. He hooks up with women easily, and lives via handouts from his brother Kevin and "Eskimo family tree" (people who have slept with women he has slept with), making his own food (thousand year old eggs) and personal hygiene products, such as deodorant. He also makes ringtones (Horse Orgasm). For one episode, Taco takes martial arts owning a naginata (a long pole with a blade at the end, and called a naginta in the series) and studies of naginatajutsu. He usually means well but his acts of kindness usually have disastrous results. He is perhaps the most emotional of the League, prone to crying when his feelings are hurt. In the unrated version of season 1, Ruxin claimed that the reason Taco is such a "frittata" is because they made him smoke marijuana when he was 8. Between seasons 2 and 3, Taco travels around the world and becomes an international soap opera star in the Middle Eastern country of Algeria where he plays a ‘stupid American’ on "Sands of passion". Taco enjoys keeping 'guest bongs' in all of his friends houses for him to use.