The Purpose of TacoCorp[]
With Taco's unique perspective on the world and how things work, TacoCorp was created as a way to make money, but more likely as an outlet for much of his 'insanity'. He does, however, occasionally come up with some inspired id
Divisions of TacoCorp[]
Taco Tones[]
- Ringtones.
- Most notably I'm Inside Me, preceded by Horsegasm and others.
- Taco later made a wedding video produced by Taco Tones for Ruxin and Sofia in Season 2, Episode 6.
- Introduced in Season 1, Episode 6.
Notary Service[]
MyFace[]
Neckflix[]
- A Netflix type service for neck ties.
- Introduced in Season 3, Episode 10.
Dallas Cowboys[]
- A singing cowboy message delivery service.
- Introduced in Season 4, Episode 1.
Taco's Truck[]
- A food truck.
- The menu consists of Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers, Wings, Tuna Melts, Fries and Three Penis Wine Coolers. The Wings Menu later includes 3 flavors: Mild, Spicy, and Too Hot to Handle!.
- Introduced in Season 5, Episode 5.
Heavy Petting[]
- A puppy-petting zoo.
- Introduced in Season 5, Episode 6.
Pubercuts[]
- A groin salon.
- The menu consists of The Wang Hung, Fu Man Pube, The Puber Gooding Jr, Pusstache, The Rachel and The Juggernut.
- Introduced in Season 5, Episode 10.
The EBDB[]
- An Eskimo Brothers database.
- Followed by EBDB Prime, an exclusive membership with a variety of perks, including the Taco Drone. Introduced in Season 7, Episode 3.
- Introduced in Season 5, Episode 13.
The EBDBBnB[]
- A bed-and-breakfast with penetration.
- Introduced in Season 6, Episode 11.
Product Development[]
Three Penis Wine[]
- A Chinese concoction made of the penis of a deer, snake, and dog.
- Followed by a Four Penis Wine with Raccoon. Introduced in Season 6, Episode 11.
- Introduced in Season 1, Episode 5.
Pee Bib[]
- A spare napkin that protects your pants from pee.
- Taco made a personalized monogrammed Pee Bib for Andre in Season 5, Episode 2.
- Introduced in Season 3, Episode 4.
Official Unofficial NFL T-Shirt Line[]
Booboozela[]
- Produces the legendary Brown Note, an infrasonic frequency that is so low that it causes human beings to lose control of their bowls.
- Preceded by the Vibrazela and Vagvoozela, which are sex toys.
- Introduced in Season 4, Episode 13.
EBDBBnB BLT[]
- As advertised and available only at the EBDBBnB, a Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato Sandwich. One of the few food items available at the EBDBBnB.
- Introduced in Season 6, Episode 12.
Napkin Glove[]
- Introduced in Season 7, Episode 2.
TacoCorp Transactions[]
Sale of the Dallas Cowboys[]
- Taco sold the Dallas Cowboys back to Jerry Jones for $250,000, after he managed to gain ownership of The Dallas Cowboys website, dallascowboys.com, after the NFL team's domain lapsed. Taco sold the site name back to the team at his meeting Jerry Jones, this is the first time he "made his nut", by 'negotiating' a deal. Taco intend on using the site to advertise his Singing Cowboys Business (a service to deliver bad news in a less morbid way). This was how Taco announced the name of Kevin and Jenny MacArthur 's second child, Chalupa Batman (later to be changed to Christopher Benjamin).
- Occurred in Season 4, Episode 1.
Sale of the EBDB[]
- Taco sold The EBDB to Mark Cuban for $1.100,000, after losing the tape cassette backup of the database and blaming it on the Chinese, this led Taco to believe that the Cubans were "in bed" with Chinese.
- Occurred in Season 6, Episode 3.
Philanthropy[]
Taco Cares[]
- The charitable wing.
- Their first initiative was Breast Awareness Month, which intended to bring back the golden age of the breast.
- Followed by the Little Eskimo Brothers Program, allowing adults who are staying at the EBDBBnB to also mentor a child while they're there. Introduced in Season 7, Episode 5.
- Introduced in Season 6, Episode 6.
Gallery[]
External Links[]
- Facebook - yes there's a Facebook!